Sunday, January 27, 2013

The Great Belichick Mystery


First I would like to correct a mistake from last week's blog. I incorrectly wrote that the New York couple glued 39,000 pennies. However, upon further review, it has come to my attention that the couple actually glued a whopping 60,000 pennies to their floor! I apologize for the mistake and resolve to be more diligent when fact-checking. Please see the link below for more information.

http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/01/21/16623719-couple-glues-60000-pennies-to-bedroom-floor?lite


Now for the bad news. I am not a Patriots fan. I think they are cheaters and they run up the store. But I never realized that Bill Belichick would go this far. *WARNING* The following article is not for the faint of heart *WARNING*

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-builds-new-tight-end-from-mutilated,30952/?ref=auto

I will be completely honest. This article disgusts me. As stated before, I do not like the Patriots. But I did not know that Belichick would ever go this far. I personally do not know why people are not making a bigger deal about this. Tersey! I have noticed that Rob Gronkowski has mysteriously gone missing this season, no one knows where he is, and now a dog abomination has replaced him? Does anyonhe guy created a FRANKENSTEIN DOG for crying out loud! And he has Gronk’s je else think this is a little fishy? When I tried to dig a little deeper, I could not find any other articles describing this crime. I am shocked and am in the process of drafting an e-mail to this Onion Newspaper, which calls itself “America’s finest news source.” I am going to get to the bottom of this strange story. Tune in later this week for an update on this story. Feel free to comment.


NBC New York recently published a story about a young couple in Chicago that renovated their bedroom. The catch? They used 39,000 pennies to cover their 380 square foot room! Check out this story at the link below.


http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-CHI-Couple-Glues-39000-Pennies-to-Bedroom-Floor-187453441.html


I think one of my cousins is studying to become an interior designer, so that must make me some sort of expert. So as a self-proclaimed interior designer, I have to admit I was pretty impressed when I saw this story. This creative couple explored the boundaries of interior design, and for that, I think that they should be applauded. As of now, I consider them my artistic role models. Really! This penny floor has provided me some deep inspiration for my art. I wish I could be that creative by myself, but if I follow the example of Ryan Lange and Emily Belden, then maybe one day I could outdo the tremendous work that they have done. While by no means am I advocating this type of designing for everyone, I think this couple showed that if you want to be considered a legitimate interior designer, you should definitely have some kind of monetary-themed floor.  Interior design world look out! These guys are for real and show no sign of going away anytime soon.

So what do you think? Is this couple creative or crazy? Is the floor expressive or just expensive? And what about those rare pennies? Can someone please tell me where I can find valuable coins like those?