The Great Belichick Mystery

First I would like to correct a mistake from last week's blog. I incorrectly wrote that the New York couple glued 39,000 pennies. However, upon further review, it has come to my attention that the couple actually glued a whopping 60,000 pennies to their floor! I apologize for the mistake and resolve to be more diligent when fact-checking. Please see the link below for more information.

http://todaynews.today.com/_news/2013/01/21/16623719-couple-glues-60000-pennies-to-bedroom-floor?lite

Now for the bad news. I am not a Patriots fan. I think they are cheaters and they run up the store. But I never realized that Bill Belichick would go this far. *WARNING* The following article is not for the faint of heart *WARNING*

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-builds-new-tight-end-from-mutilated,30952/?ref=auto

I will be completely honest. This article disgusts me. As stated before, I do not like the Patriots. But I did not know that Belichick would ever go this far. I personally do not know why people are not making a bigger deal about this. Tersey! I have noticed that Rob Gronkowski has mysteriously gone missing this season, no one knows where he is, and now a dog abomination has replaced him? Does anyonhe guy created a FRANKENSTEIN DOG for crying out loud! And he has Gronk’s je else think this is a little fishy? When I tried to dig a little deeper, I could not find any other articles describing this crime. I am shocked and am in the process of drafting an e-mail to this Onion Newspaper, which calls itself “America’s finest news source.” I am going to get to the bottom of this strange story. Tune in later this week for an update on this story. Feel free to comment.